Sunday, April 17, 2005

Dying of embarrassment

We had quite a nice weekend. Weather was pretty good, a little rain on Saturday but lovely sunshine all Sunday.

My wife had a rough day with the kids on Friday, it's tough trying to stay calm with all three of them screaming. Our youngest girl is being particularly trying but I guess it's just the 'terrible twos'.

After Louise had been 'round to cut our hair we went to a garden centre and picked up a new hanging basket and plants on Saturday. I've put the basket together and hung it up, must remember to keep it watered.

We also picked up a plant for the tub out the front and this is going to be our eldest's little garden. She chose the plant, we bought some more today and I'll plant them out for her later.

Whilst we were in the Coffee shop at the garden centre we got chatting to a few people, as you do, when our 3yr-old daughter points at my crotch and shouts, "What's your willy doing there Daddy?".

She was pointing at the bulge my mobile phone was making in my pocket. My wife was silently wetting herself with laughter whilst I tried desperatley to make a point of showing our girl the phone so all the other diners could see that I wasn't just sitting there with my todger hanging out.

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