Log-jam

Had a really nice day, knew it was too good to be true. I was bathing the twins while my wife took our eldest daughter to pick up my mother-in-law, who helps out with the kids two days a week.

I got my daughter out of the bath and into her pyjamas. Then I went to get the boy. In the two minutes I'd been getting my daughter sorted he had dumped in the bath, a great big log. I swear these things expand like foam wall insulation once he lets them free.