My wife is beautiful

I was looking at the kids last night. As they are getting older it's easier to see different people in their faces, especially my wife.

Obviously I think she is pretty but now that we have kids, and they mean so much to me, she seems more beautiful than ever.

She still drives me absolutely mad though. For instance, the other week I spent over five hours ironing and washing to clear the backlog. She whinged about some of the ironing I'd done, don't know why because she's never found fault before. In a strop she told me not to do any more.

Later that day she put the ironing board cover on the 'hand-wash' cycle in the washer. She forgot to check the washer cycle the next day and put another load on. Then she accuses me of leaving the washer on the hand-cycle so she has to do the washing again and tells me not to do the washing anymore. What???

A few weeks have passed and whatever demon was in her ear has gone but, she's still doing all the washing and ironing simply because she can't bring herselfr to apologize. Women are nuts.