We were driving back from my Mum's last night on our usual Tuesday night run. We were a little earlier than usual so, not all of the kids were asleep.
My 3 year old daughter hears her Mum rustling a packet of crisps.
Daughter: "Mummy, can I have some of your bacon crips please?" Spelled phonetically of course.
Mummy: Through a mouthful of bacon snacks "There's none left. Daddy ate them all." You lying cow, I never even got a sniff.
Daughter: "Daddy, you shuttent eaten all o a crips. You'll get too fat and make children cry." Mummy is now blowing bacon bits out of her nose.
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